Star Wars Fans Hate Star Wars

The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom

Dunston’s Betrayal

21 years on, the mischievous orangutan still has an important lesson to teach us all.

Man In Wizard Outfit Chooses Special Boy For Secret Mission

Proud parents Norm and Becky Plumber announced this morning that their eleven year old son Dylan had been abducted from a playground by an old man in a wizard outfit.

A Guide to Modern Jobs

What's a millennial entering today's workforce to do? Here are some exciting new careers that have yet to be made obsolete by robots.

The Title Screen to Bio Menace (1993) is Quietly Ruining My Life

It’s time to come out of the closet and stop living this lie. I am fascinated by the title screen to the 1993 PC game Bio Menace.

Positive Thoughts to Close Out 2016

We’re going to get through this.

Frustrated Script Workshop: ROGUE ONE

We workshop the serious issues we had with Rogue One that nobody else seems to want to talk about. Don't be mad.

The Vancouver Light Maze Is The Worst Thing About 2016

It's true.

PROOF: Gungans Are More Terrifying Than Any Droid Army

Okay, gang, let’s get serious for a moment and talk about Gungans.

The University of Biker Mice from Mars

I am suddenly getting regular automated email updates from a decade-old Yahoo! group called "The University of Biker Mice from Mars". And I've got to be honest: this troubles me.

5 Reasons We Will Never Print a List Article

Here are 5 reasons we will never publish one of the internet’s most beloved things that you can find on it - an article formatted as a numbered list.